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Miami Dolphins quarterback for 17 seasons. Without a doubt the best quarterback in history. Posessed the quickest release known to man. Would read defenses like a hawk and would consistantly have phenominal seasons. A true champion and an incredible competitor.
Mr. Marino is definitely superior to all quarterbacks to have played the game including the over-rated Joe Montana, which by the way had a running game and a defense to help him get his Super Bowl rings.
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he was quarterback for the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999. he was the best pure passer in the game. he's arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. he owns every major quarterback record in the NFL, and is at least in the top 10 of most of the other QB records. he only went to the superbowl once and lost in 1984. however, for 17 seasons he never complained or asked to be traded despite the fact that his team had no other playmaker other than him, no running game, and no defense. he's second in career wins with 147 (john elway had 148).
if dan marino was on the 49ers instead of joe montana, he would have won every superbowl in the 80s.
if dan marino had terrell davis in the backfield like john elway did, there'd be no reason to have an NFL season in the 90s.
don't let anyone say marino wasn't a clutch performer. no QB in nfl history has more game-winning or game-tying drives coming in the last 2 minutes than number 13.
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You pull out right before cumming and tell the girl to go long( 2 feet), like u were playing football. You then "pass" ur cum and she tries to catch it in her mouth to complete the pass.
Dude, I tried the Dirty Marino with Sylvia last night, but the pass was intercepted by Mary.
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A citystate which forbids lawn ornaments such as flaming pink flamingos to exist on one's lawn fronts. Displays of these gaudy items are discouraged with expensive fines.
You will treat this lawn as though it was in San Marino, any trash on the grass will be cited and ticketed.
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The 4th smallest country in the world. Completely surrounded by Italy.
Capital: San Marino
San Marino is a country.
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So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.
Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
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A city on Los Angeles county in Southern California. It is located east of Los Angeles in the San Gabriel Valley. It covers 3.8 square miles and has a population of around 13,000 people.
WTF are we gonna do in San Marino tonight?
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