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Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.
"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"
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very cool and very nice to his girl
"hey mario your cool and your nice to me"
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the best game in the world. f fortine. 7 years olds play fortine mans play mario
mario 3 is my life
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a anoying plumber that needs to retire or die
its a me a mario
ima sick of bowser stealin peach all the time
im gonna retire
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to jump over something unlikely to get to something insignificant.
Can you believe how that fat ass marioed over those tables to get to the vending machine?
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An awesome singer. Mostly known for his hit song "Let Me Love You" which was released in early 2005. His second album, Turning Point, went double platinum. He has two billboard awards: Hot 100 Song of the Year and R&B/hip-hop Song of the Year. He is nominated for two Grammy's: Best Contemporary R&B Album and Best Male R&B Vocal Performance.
Mario singing:
You should let me love you
Let me be the one to
Give you everything you want and need...
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