magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!

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Find the Markers

A game in Roblox where you find a lot of markers.

Guy#1: Let's find all the markers!

Guy#2: I will, because I love Find the Markers

marker fuck

when an individual passes out drunk with his/her shoes on, they become grafitti art to any other blacked out individual with a marker

A:Lets go marker fuck disrespekdahl.
B:Aight brah.

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Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill

FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER

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sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

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marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

Marker Trick

When you put a supposed “marker” on the back of trey birds neck

“Yeah yesterday I pulled the classic marker trick on unsuspecting treybird”