Marmite

The most disgusting thing u will ever eat don’t ever try it it’s gross

I hate marmite

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Marmite

An adjective describing an insanely attractive person, usually in moments of intense sexual stimulation.

Oh babe, you're so marmite...

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Marmiting

An alternative to "jammin'" meaning just chillin or hanging out.

"What you up to today?"
"Just marmiting, you?"

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marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

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marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

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marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship

Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"