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a wicked awesome state where people can enjoy all four seasons without leaving. home of Boston, second best US city to New York. home of 2 champion sports teams-the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots! Don't forget the Bruins as well! Home of some of the greatest colleges and universities known to man. we have mountains, rivers, lakes, an ocean, ponds, national parks and monuments, and other cool things too good to beat!
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Massachusetts is "The Spirit of America."
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An unreasonable cold place somewhere up the coast of New England, where people have weird Boston' accents, are obsessed with Baseball and send their children to expensive private schools with bad food.
I would rather move to Massachusetts than to ...
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Home of the Mass-holes.
I live in Massachusetts.
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No,everyone is not gay in the Commonwealth (those are mostly out-of-towners) and no we don't talk "funny" you do. Massachusetts DID NOT lose population in 2000 or 2005. It always gains population, mostly around Boston. It's very crowded. In fact all the people are kind of a pain in the ass. It in fact is one of the most densly populated states in the country. And New Hamster residents all work in Massachusetts and live close to it's border because there are NO JOBS in New Hamster. New Hamster can not provide enough gainful employment for it's own measly 1.4 million (Jesus after all these years of hearing how "everyone" is moving up there,that's it! 1.4 million!) population. Pathetic. And please stop sending your homeless and deinstitutionalized mental patients on buses down to Boston, the Commonwealth has enough of it's own thank you very much. And taxes are not high, 34 out of 50 states. And for a state of it's size and diversity with a huge urban area it's crime rate is low. And negro please, don't get me started on our wicked excellent Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics and Bruins. And our award winning professional soccer franchise whose name escapes me at the moment but the whole world knows they're on point. Massachusetts is on point. Just travel up the road to New Hamster if you don't believe me.
Dude, I gotta drive to Massachusetts every day because there ain't no work in New Hamster.
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Welcome to Massachusetts, where literally a quarter of the population is Irish, (St. Patrick's day can get really hectic), the world's first liquid fueled rocket was first launched (Auburn, MA), gays can marry (first state to let them), Everyone has a wicked cool Boston accent, the stuff that started the revolution you read in your American history books happened(boston Tea Party, Paul revere, battles, etc. ), chocolate chip cookies were invented, highways are crawling with massholes, Harvard and MIT and UMass (university of Massachusetts) plus a ton of other colleges are located, we got lake Chaubunagungamaug, basketball was invented (springfield MA has the basketball hall of fame), patriots and red sox fans are everywhere, there's an interactive historical village in Plymouth with real people acting like old colonists and natives, the great city of Boston is located, and where sprinkles are actually called Jimmies, and water fountains are bubblers, and yeah. Massachusetts is cool and if you haven't been there yet you should consider visiting.
Massachusetts is the best of the fifty nifty United States.
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A state in New England, home of several famous sports teams, rich history, a great culture, as well as some bad stuff mixed in too. A common misconception is that everyone from Massachusetts is from Boston, and that Massachusetts is one big city. This is not the case however. On the quiet, western side of the state, it's mostly farms and small towns. There are some larger cities, though, such as Northampton and Springfield, but it isn't terrible populated. We in western Massachusetts are nothing like our eastern counterparts; we're better drivers, we speak normally, and basically everything opposite what you would think someone from Boston is like. Except for wicked, we do say wicked.
Person 1: Oh you'ah from Massachusetts? Can you pahk my cah in Haavahd yahd?
Me: Fuck you, I'm from Western Massachusetts.
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Contrary to popular belief, not all people from MA have a bostern accent. In fact even most bosteners don't have the famous accent. Home to some of the most prestigious schools such as Harvard and BU and one of the leading States in the gay rights movement. Terribly cold winters and very hot summers with some of the most unpredictable weather out there....
"Yo im from Massachusetts and i speak like this : Pahrk yur cah on hahvard drive"
"Don't talk about shit you don't know idiot we don't fucking talk like that."
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