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a person who masterbates in a graveyard.
The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.
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A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.
I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!
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One who strokes his weiner in the closet
"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"
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A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!
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Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
I am a every opportunity masterbater
The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.
The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.
To not Jack off to be harder at work!!
I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!