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when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it
Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation
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The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.
"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
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1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.
2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."
"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"
"Feels Good man."
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a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation
1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.
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when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis
one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...
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simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker
i probably could not go a week without masterbation
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