where you go when there is no slooter nearby
“Where is bob?”
“Bob couldn’t get lucky at the bar, so he is in the masturbatorium”
A masturbatorium is a portmanteau of the words master bait and laboratorium. It means a place or room that is used for master baiting. Used by the youtuber RADAL.
Person 1: "Come in come in, make yourself at home!"
Person 2: "God damnit, what the hell is this masturbatorium!"