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National post all sort of shit about your friends day.
Hey what's the day today?
MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2
chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)
jessica: what does that mean?
chad: its national fuck your gf day.
International Dab day! A tradition started by GOT7s Bambam aka DabDab.
Person 1: “it’s may 2”
Person 2: “it’s International Dab Day!”
Person 3: “men ready your stations!”
Every person on planet earth proceeds to dab till sunset
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National Netflix and chill day with your gf/bf
On may 2 you and me going to Netflix and chill if you know what I mean?😏
may 2 is the day the booty burner goes on a rampage and mell cant get mad at me and marquan get get mad at me
hey its may 2 the booty burner is gunna come out and slap ur ass u better run
If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.
Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already
Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart
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