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A really long french fry.
"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."
"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."
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a sarcastic way of saying congratulations
i.e. getting one-upped by someone
Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
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When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup
Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov
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A circle of Jewish men that pray to Judias while burning photos of Adolf Hitler and mumbling mazel tov.
Dude I am so tired from that late night mazel tov circle.
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Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.
Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.
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When you’re congratulating your friend on giving/receiving a hand job
“I gave my first ever hand job today!”
“Oh wow! Mazel toss!”
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