Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

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Nobody wants me anymore

I’m wondering if I am growing irrelevant

Nobody wants me anymore

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Call me when you want

A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X

When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.

Y/n:CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT
Random person :CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED

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Do you want me baby?

What a guy says right b4 fucking a horny babe

Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!

I WANT YOU TO WANT ME

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You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

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oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

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