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Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.
Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.
I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.
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to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry
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Amazing woman, cuddle junky, talented kisser.
That girl is he De Meatstick I have been looking for.
The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".
Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.