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An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com
mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s
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Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
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A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.
You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy.
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Airliner lingo for having a bad hair day.
Girl, my hair just went down on mechanical!
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1: A Democratic Party politician who thinks that the path to power within the party comes from 'playing the game' with the powers that be; of giving and securing favors, and building a network based on mutual self-interest within the ranks. Mechanics are experts at working the system which they are a part of and believe in. To a mechanic, voters are only ciphers who must be made, somehow, to support the party and the party's candidates.
Mechanics love and want power for power's sake. For them words are a means of manipulation, not communication.
"Before Barak Obama showed up, Hilary Clinton, the quintessential Mechanic, thought she had the nomination sewn up. She had cashed in all her markers, collected on all favors owed her, bribed with promises of power all influential people in the party, and thought she had greased the skids all the way to the White House. Unfortunately for her, a good Savior beats a good Mechanic every time, no matter how well the Mechanic has wired the system."
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Someone who loves giving rim jobs to people; it's their favorite sexual act to perform. You know, because mechanics are well known for fixing up your car rims when you get into fender benders.
Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
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Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.
John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.
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