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The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.
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When you scare your gf from under the bed and then eat her out afterwards
I meerkatted my gf and she screamed and then moaned.
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Something Gay Guys in Sydney call the people they have interest in...
Gay Guy in Sydney: You so precious my little South African Meerkat
Tourist: Dude i'm not that way inclined
Gay Guy in Sydney: I'll give you my car for one night on the backseat with you
Tourist: Sod off mate, not gonna happen as he turns to his friends and begs to leave
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A person that you don't understand; that makes you feel like you're watching Animal Planet and you don't get what's going on.
A "Meerkat" is an ex girl/boyfriend who broke up with you for no reason, and you dont know anything about them
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The act of raising oneself up when receiving a lapdance in order to get closer to the action
Yo check Jon out he is totally meerkatting on that bitch
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The alarmed look that one gives when they hear the words "quiz", "exam", or "grade"--it resembles a meerkat being on alert for predators.
"Dude, she was totally meerkatting when she heard me talk about the radiology grades being posted...even though she was eavesdropping while I was enjoying my Chicken Enchilada soup!"
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