Mein Gott

German for 'oh goodness' or 'good lord'. (trust me, i would know)

"Mein Gott!!! Wie konnte mir das passieren ?! Ich glaube, ich werde ohnmächtig!"

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Mein Kampf

Justin Bieber's diary

Guy 1: Dude, I just found a leaked copy of Mein Kampf on the internet, dude!
Guy 2: Dude, holy shit, dude! Dude, can I see it, dude?
Guy 1: Dude, yeah, dude!

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lo-mein

Chinese noodles.

"I don't know where people get the definition of lo-mein being a slang term for a woman's vagina. I guess regardless of either one, lo-mein IS good eatin'. ^.^ "
-me

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Mein Teil

German for "My Part". Teil is also a slang term in German for "Penis."

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
(Taken from the Rammstein Song "Mein Teil")

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mid-mein

Smoking mid.

“Lo-Mein? What about mid-mein? Cuz you smoking mid. You got egg foo lung.”

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Mein kampf

My favorite book.

"Why do you have a copy of mein kampf?"
"Because that shits my favorite book nigga"

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Mein Kampf

Minecraft in german. Totally not lying

Kyle: I love Mein Kampf.
Mike: What! How can you love that book?
Kyle: I meant the german version of Minecraft.
Mike: Oooooh, right. Wait a sec, you're trolling me aren't you?

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