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When a Fortress Forever Demoman provides excellent service for the first 12 minutes of a pickup and allows twice as many flags out the next three.
Oreo played so good on mortality until Stiffy had to find the Queen's pink straw, total Grim Meltdown!
When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.
I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
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When someone is so tired from a long trip, and finally arrives at the hotel, and gets annoyed by various things and has a hotel meltdown.
Jimmy t was tired from the bus ride and was tormented by 3 teenage boys, eventually causing a hotel meltdown.
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Occurs when an individual absolutely loses his or her mind as a result of circumstances within one's place of work that he or she perceives to be unfair. A wide range of extreme emotions ranging from yelling and throwing things (such as staplers) to physical violence upon fellow coworkers, are expressed. An office meltdown can be a sad and frightening event for some fellow coworkers, or for others, can be extremely hilarious. Generally speaking, termination of employment is the consequence of having an office meltdown.
Josh had a complete office meltdown when he found out that Caleb was promoted. Angie was appalled. Steven laughed. Jonas fired him.
The state of extreme, unwelcome, unnecessary, and possibly violent displeasure brought about after paying for McNuggets and failing to receive the aforementioned merchandise.
When a bitch don't get her McNuggets, she has a McNugget Meltdown.
Originally a drug taking practice where the user takes one Ecstasy pill orally and inserts another as a suppository.
The term was later bastardized to refer to any simultaneous use of the mouth and anal sphincter.
For example vomiting and defecating simultaneously or receiving oral and anal sex at the same time.
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Common usages:
1) Person A: "Ross was cutting mad shapes last night"
Person B: "Didn't you hear? He was on a Chinese Meltdown"
2) Person A: "Ricky likes to eat a ham and cheese sandwich whilst taking a dump."
Person B: "Partial to a Chinese Meltdown is he?"
3) The porn star was suckling on a flaccid penis whilst taking a stiff one up the shite pipe. The film was called 'Chinese Meltdown Sluts 4'.
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When a persons work becomes too demanding on a Monday and he/she is eventually overloaded and can no longer function.
Can often occur after excessive Friday freewheeling.
"there is no way I can process all this paperwork I'm having a Monday Meltdown"