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best place to live if your:
1) gay straight bi lesbian it dont matter
2)where all us loud ass cubans live
3)where everyone knows at least 2 languages spanish english
4)where if you know one cuban you know the world
5)where if you know a cuban u get what you want
6)where every girl is perfect
7)where everyone tans
8)where everyone has something fake
9)where you wish you were
man i went partying last night and i hooked up with 3 girls....i am officially a happy lesbian....i love miami
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Basically the caribbean side of the united states i've seen it on google street view and vlogs on youtube and it let me tell you the beaches and the palm trees look amazing. It def is like little caribbean
Yo miami looking real nice on youtube
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A city in Florida where little rich boys live in gated communities but think they live in the hood. Don't be fooled though, in reality they are nothing but a bunch of wimpy bitches who suck at Halo and Halo 2.
Justin: "Bobby thinks he's a gangsta because he's from Miami."
Dave: Ya I know, but it's a gated community, really he's just a rich bitch in a 2 million dollar house."
Justin: "Doesn't he drive an Audi too?"
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Really just the best place in the world. Best place in the United States. Why? Because its nothing like the United States. And international Destination for an American. Only thing different is you dont need your passport.
Miami is really just the best. See All of Florida is in the south with all the americans but once you hit Miami your out of the south ha ha ha. Wierd eh?
You got everything in Miami. Best city in the US! HA. Economic Capital of South America!
Ha Gateway to the Americas.
Miami International Airport the most domiant Latin American Hub! Ha.
South Beach endless night life.
Ha Whites are the minority. Official Language is spanish.
Ha Miami is awesome best place!
Ha why does Everyone in Florida hate Miami? Becuase they know how much better Miami is to the rest of the state.
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adj. aka "North Cuba" -- Miami is in south Florida, a place where the average white male is not average, where americans are the minority and imports are the majority!
Have you been to Miami lately, its always cool to be american and yet everyone expects you to know spanish since they cant speak the nations language ENGLISH! Why does it seem like I am in North Cuba?
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1) a slightly modernized Spanglish speaking Latin American country embedded into the continental US.
2) has probably the worst educational system in US.
3) people at work eager to finish the workshift to go partying at nightclubs.
4) has people that denegate their roots and pretend to be more american than even native gringos--even get offended if talked to in ther native Spanish language!
5) the place where you see the greatest number of american flags in cars, but the majority of population is of Latin American origin.
6) one of the poorest cities in the US, high crime, some gangs, extremely bad customer service.
7) lots of wicked auto mechanics, lots of bosses that don't give raises to their employees and contribute to the overall powerty.
8) people see themselves as great as the car they drive.
9) girls are hot and use lots of silicone to reshape nature's will.
10) new generations only listen the shitty Rap "music" and street-race a lot endangering other people's lives.
11) properties are extremely high, cost of living skyrocketing, impossible to live.
12) lots of cubans from all walks of lifes, intergenerational differences.
I went to Miami, ordered some pizzas, took 2 hours for them to be ready. When driving to pick them a m.f. young dude street racer hit me in the back (of course he ran away). Took the car to a mechanic, after 2 weeks of waiting the mechanic said I needed to replace the transmision.
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