Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

micro-dating

when you’re not exclusively dating someone but intermittently experience sentimental moments with a special person

Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings

Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up

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Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.

Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.

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micro depression

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad

-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"

Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

Uber Micro

Micro, short for micro managing. Used in rts (real time stratagy games), where the user has to control many induvidual units, giving each specific directions.
Uber, meaning over, above or dominant.
If someone has uber-micro, they are adept at managing units, and therefore, can own noobs.

I just got owned in Zero Hour, that guy had ubermicro

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Micro Dose

When you take small amounts of drugs to maintain a constant, but manageable high. Never too high, Never too low.

Let’s micro dose so we feel good, but aren’t too fucked up

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