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An person attracted to middle aged men
Woah why I'm attracted to middle aged men with or without children?
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
thirty plus chick with beautiful features
yo, your mom is middle age hottt she is a goddamn MILF.
yo, did you see miss robinson she is middle age hottt!
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sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.
My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.
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The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.
Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."
Me: "Blow my pussy"
Something always has to be wrong
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When your hair is leaving you as is your age
My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward
When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.
I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.
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A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
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