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If you are a Miley Cyrus, you enjoy sitting on wrecking balls naked while being filmed. Other things that Miley Cyruses enjoy are licking hammers, getting stupid haircuts and just being generally annoying.
Dude, I just saw your girlfriend licking a hammer, poor you, she must me a Miley Cyrus.
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Satan spawn that thrives on the cesspool that is Disney channel
miley cyrus destroys the minds of girls 4-13
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Miley Cyrus will most likely be in rehab by the age of 17
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A once popular Disney role-model for young kids and teenagers. Now, as a young adult, her routine goes somewhat like this; (in no particular order)
1. Smokes Pot
2. Drinks Boos
3. Gets laid
Her most popular songs include; Wrecking Ball, We Can't Stop and 23.
She is also responsible for the popularity of the word twerk.
What did you do over the weekend bae?
Just watched Miley Cyrus twerk up a storm.
Same. What happened to the old Hannah Montana?
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Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
1)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!
Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)
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ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...
Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)
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Daughter of washed up Country star Billy Ray Cyrus.
An overrated teen pop star (who apparently thinks she is a rockstar) that enjoys:
Taking Racey Photos
Brainwashing Young Children
Sucking the money out of every parent on the planet Earth
Many people assume she is going to be next in line for the ruined Disney stars, right after Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
These people assume correctly.
She is also known for making dumb videos for YouTube with her best friend, Mandy (age 20).
Not to mention cheating on Jonas Brothers lead singer/guitarist/drummer Nick Jonas.
She claims fame will not get to her head, but it obviously has.
Not to mention, she keeps rescuing dogs that just happen to be wondering around in her neighborhood.
Real Story or Set Up?
Her acting is not nearly as good as most actors, but she still gets more money than she should.
Many fans will end up acting like they never even liked her, similar to all the ex-fans of Britney Spears.
Fan: Miley Cyrus is AMAZING!
*2 years later*
Same Fan: MIley Cyrus is in rehab? Oh My! I knew that was gonna happen all along!
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Real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus.
What every 12 through 15 year old girl talks about aside from High School Musical.
Another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television.
She will then begin to spiral downhill when she is released from the Disney Channel, only to act/look like a skank.
Trust me. It'll happen eventually.
If you don't believe me, refer to Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Vanessa Hudgens is already on her way.
I was hoping that Miley Cyrus would turn out differently, but alas, that was ruined due to that pregnancy controversy.
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