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Millenials

People who were born in the early 1980s to late 90s. They love taking quizzes of in which harry potter house they are in, but on reality, they dont have a house, just a apartment rent. They are funny and cool but at the end of the day, they're just old. If you roast them, they call you zoomer. Phrases of them are: Ravenclaw and proud!πŸ˜œπŸ€™πŸΌor ok zoomer or Wait, dont talk to me until i had my coffee 🀭🀫or Wait, let me check my facebook account

Katie: I HATE MY JOB. I am a coffee addict I am so quirky
Y/n: You are such a millenials

by Keepaneyeforselener😜 July 1, 2020

6πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Millenial Humour

Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless

"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"

by Red_Meem June 20, 2019

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


millenial whoop

1. The sequence of notes that alternates between the fifth and third notes of a major scale that is used as the musical hook of pop songs of the era between the mid-2000's to 2010's.

2. A major ingredient of what makes current pop music sound uniformly like shit.
3. An indicator that shows that millenials lack the ability to appreciate fine art and are either too stupid or too lazy to create something original.

Oh no, not another shit song on the radio again with that stupid millenial whoop "wa-oh...wa-oh" sound.

by JamSlams October 21, 2017

20πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.

Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.

by mepface January 24, 2022


millenial glow

The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.

β€œIt is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”

β€œThe millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”

β€œAs the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”

by Noodle of Death January 28, 2019

11πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


millenial male

The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been

brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.

A millenial male is the worst thing one could aspire to imitate.

by Don'tbother November 20, 2017

7πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


millenial handshake

When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.

He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration

by Gstergg June 26, 2017

5πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž