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Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.
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An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
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When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.
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a technique used by Obi Wan in the Star Wars movies
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One of the best underground hip hop groups. Vinnie Paz (who used to Ikon The Verbal Hologram) is the main rapper. He has a rugged voice which changes through time and he talks about religious, myths, homophobic, ... And there's Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind, one of the greatest underrated producer, in this group. He uses Latino samples to make beat because he's Puerto Rican, Vinnie's an Italian. He can shit on other producers by his epic beat that sounds perfectly (like Canibus' Rip The Jacker, Stoupe did all the beats in 1 month and it became one of the best Canibus albums because of his lyrics and Stoupe's amazing beats). Jus Allah, joined the group 3 times, once in 1993, second in 1998-2001, the third is about 2006-2013. He and Vinnie Paz traded legendary verses in Violent By Design, their best project, maybe one of the best hip hop albums of all time. Listeners always say that Jus Allah killed this shit. But now, he just talks shit and hating on JMT, AOTP, ... Their discography is pretty awesome, from Psycho-Social CD to Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell, well the others fell down after that. But anyways, please check them out, with Non Phixion, Arsonists, The Weathermen, Army Of The Pharaohs, which contains JMT and other groups, ...
Ayo, have u heard Jedi Mind Tricks old shit ? It's gonna be one of the best shit you've ever listened !
convincing a simple minded girl to let you have anal sex with her.
1. Ay guess what i did last night!
2. What homie?
1. I pulled a jedi mind trick on this bitch!
2. Oh word you put it in her bootyhole?!?!
1. Hell yeah!
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When your slut puts her hair up like Princess Leia and you fuck her ear through her hair.
Jose and Jeff played jedi mind tricks on these three sluts before going to Luckies.
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