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The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat
i was munching minge till my jaw ached
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A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.
Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"
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Oprah never takes the time to play with the ol' minge anymore.
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Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades
Onions are minging!
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The area of singe round the fringe of the minge is equal to the length of the poke times the speed of the stroke
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A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
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