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A real treat to be around - a wonderful, caring, kind person who cares, almost to much, about her family and friends. She makes sure everyone has everything they need before they settle down themselves. To sum up - and absolute legend,
Here’s a miracle - My mum. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM! 🎂
the following list is a list of Miracles, according to Insane Clown Posse:
#Fuckin' Magnets
# Hot Lava
# Giraffes
# Pet cats and dogs
# Mars
# Seeds
#15,000 juggalos
#crows
# Everything you believed in as a kid
# Fuckin' rainbows
# Solar eclipses
# Caterpillar ➞ Butterfly
# Cell phone eating pelicans
# Music that you can't even hold
# The Elements
# Dirt
The following are not:
#Fucking Scientists
#Facts
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
--Insane Clown Posse
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A term used by ICP (Insane Clown Posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. This includes but is not limited to - fuckin rainbows, pelicans, music, butterflies, and shooting stars.
The fat one: Hey, faggy, how do magnets work?
Faggy2dope: Well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he's gotta be lying, I bet it's magic.
The fat one: This shit's a goddamn miracle.
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Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.
The bullet missed me, omg its a miracle.
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Miracle is a girl that loves to show off but loves her friends and may gossip but she will. Have your back just don't bore her.
Miracle what are u and Katelyn doing this week ?
Miracle she can be very crazy at times, she gets mad easily but she'd warn you before she gets mad... She's a sexual goddess she'd make you drip and leave you asking for more. She's often shy at first but as you get along you'll realize that she's a bitch
Boy: I had a great time with that lady today
Other boy:I bet she's a miracle
Boy: how do you know?
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A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."
I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me
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