A sandwich made of only mayonnaise
He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich
An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.
Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.
When your boss is really tough on you.
How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.
My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"
When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.
Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped
I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip
A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip