Mobile

The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.

A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing.
B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.

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Mobile

Derived from the phone service 'Virgin Mobile', used in the place of the word 'Virgin' in awkward situations. The opposite being 'immobile'.

"Patty, are...are you...mobile?"
"Well, actually, I had intercourse with Tom."
"So, I guess you're immobile then."

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Mobilize!!

When someone in a group declares that it is the appropriate time to move from the pregame to the party. It should be periodically shouted in the beginning stages of the route.

"Hey bro, it's like midnight... time to mobilize." "We mobilizing?" Mobilize!!! Wooo aye!! We're mobilizing

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mobile

A codename for virgin, originating from "Virgin Mobile."

Person 1: "Are you mobile?"

Person 2: "Um.... Yeah?"

Person 1: "Haha!"

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mobilized

Someone got owned or burned.

See owned.

You got mobilized!!!!

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Mobil

N. Nexus of the universe for the city of Holland

Lets go to the Mobil and pick up some munchies

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mobile

the sick from a cow-
mo (cow) - bile (sick)

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