A place where you get to send your son after breaking your long term mewing streak.
“I’m finally breaking my mewing streak in 2050 as I send my son off to mogwarts.”
Mogwarts is a prestigious school for the most intelligent and cunning moggers in the realm. It is a place where rizzlers are trained to harness their abilities to rizz up the baby gronks and reach their full potential in looksmaxxing.
Boy 1: You mpg, you should join Mogwarts
Boy 2: 🤫🧏🏻 ♂️
Hogwarts for religious muscly half man half dog
Daym John I didn’t know you were a student at mogwarts
A school that you go to looksmaxx, smellmaxx, weightmaxx, and hieghtmaxx.
Kanye was so happy he was accepted to mogwarts
A special school you are selected for if you are deemed worthy and either already are a mogger or have great potential to become a mogger many prestigious people have came to this school such as Jordan Barret and Francisco Lachowski.
Wow have you been to mogwarts?
Mogwarts Is where all moggers attend a School about mogitry and the art of mogging.
Hey man what mogwarts class do we have?
We have Mogology, then Moganese with Harry Mogger.
Mogwarts is the academy of looks maxxing. People (mainly young men) are accepted if the head master (k.shami) believes you have psl god potential. The teachers: Jordan Barrett, Chico lachowski and sean o'pry will teach the students the ultimate looksmaxxing techniques, like mewing and edgemaxxing.
Person 1: Bro I just accepted into mogwarts!
Person 2: no way your gonna mog everyone
(2 years later)
Person 1: Im back from my mogwarts trip
*icewhore starts playing*
Person 2: yo chico, im goonmaxxing right now.
Person 1: I mog you, incel, ropemaxx imedietly.