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A tasty adult beverage consisting of rye and ginger ale.
A true Northern Mojito will be made with a Canadian staple rye such as Canadian Club or Crown Royal.
Rye and Ginger Ale. If ordering at a bar, or club, you may order a Northern Mojito by asking for a rye and ginger, Canadian Club and Ginger, or Crown and ginger.
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when it's getting to the drinking time of the (work)day.
I'm tired of working. it's approaching mojito:30.
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While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh
Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle
Friend: nice bro!
These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
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(noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink).
"Man, I am way too mojitoed to play pool."
"I am going to get so mojitoed tonight."
a season consisting of non alcoholic cocktails of lime or lemon juice, fruit, sugar, mint, ice, and carbonated or soda water.