mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

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mokey-hokey

Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.

1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey

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shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

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Mokey po

Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.

My pc is mokey po.

mokey dunk

a type of body slam

i just mokey dunked his ass

Mokey

Mokey Mouse is Mommi Mouse's Husband and gets spanked the entire year by Mommi because " IT NO KRIMAHHHHH ".
Mokey gets revenge on Christmas by yelling and killing Mommi and the entire world while screaming " ITS KRIMAHHHH "

( Mokey is a original short video series by SR Pelo )

Mokey: HALLO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! WHAT HGWYFVDBFENIJHUGYBFASNDAHUGDU YOU DOIN?!
Grooby ( goofy ) : WERE DOIN EXCERSICE FATSO

Mokey

I bet you were searching for the word Monkey, but you forgot the n. Now, I’ll explain to you what Mokey is:

Mokey is a character from the internet web series, Mokey’s Show, made by the god himself, Sr. Pelo. It is basically a parody version of Mickey Mouse. Also, if you have any kids, make them watch this instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I promise you won’t regret it!

Amigo 1: Hey, do you know who Mokey is?
Amigo 2: No, dafaq is that?
Amigo 1: It’s a character from the show, Mokey’s Show!
Amigo 2: What’s that?
Amigo 1: It’s basically Mickey Mouse but better. Kids should watch that instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Amigo 2: Well, I should get my kids to watch that! How do I find it?
Amigo 1: Search it on YouTube. You’ll find it easily!
Amigo 2: Thanks!
Amigo 1: No problem!

*3 days later…*

Amigo 2: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Amigo 1: Huh?
Amigo 2: MOKEY’S SHOW ISN’T MEANT FOR KIDS! YOU LIED TO ME!!! GRRRRRR!!!
Amigo 1: Lol get trolled!
Amigo 2: Fuck you bitch!
Amigo 1: You mean…BETCH? HA!
Amigo 2: *hangs up phone*