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A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.
"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."
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Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.
Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.
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Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.
Isaac, you filthy man! With that woodland camo hat, plaid shirt, and tattered jeans, your otherwise respectable facial hair has become a Molestache!!
Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.
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Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.
John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.
The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
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Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.
Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!
Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
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verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.
J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!
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