yo moma

the most god damn stupid joke ever!

fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve

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moma's hoe

A hoe that came from ur mom

Look at that moma's hoe

moma wu it

when you go on a shopping frenzy and just charge everything that is magically delicious, to Moma Wu's credit card.

This includes (cosmos, insomnia, dominos, Max Brenners, and all that is magically delicious

Igor:Connie i am really hungry!! AGHH
Connie: I know me too. Im thinking we can Moma Wu it???
Igor: Thank You Moma Wu.
Connie:(raise the roof hand gestures) MOMA WU

POPPIN MOMA

The act of Fucking while pregnant.

Tammy is a Poppin Moma.

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yo moma

the thing i had last nite.

bob:oh my god that thing is huge.
nick:dats wut yo moma said last nite bitch :)
bob:damn it.

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baby moma

she got pregnant jus to keep a nigga

your moma

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moma dance

The drunken swerve; when it becomes difficult to stand up and walk straight after drinking all night.

I must have been fucked up last night. I wake up this morning and I'm still doing the Moma Dance!

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