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A woman (usu. wife or girlfriend) who talks to you, or treats you like you're 7 years old, even though you're an adult.
"Honey, it's cold out. Put on a warm coat for your trip!"
"Remember to shave and shower!"
"Yes, mommy" (sarcastically)
"Ashley makes his sandwich and puts out his clothes every day before he goes to work. She's like his mommy!"
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That nice lady in the kitchen who makes a sandwich for you, right now.
Know what I really want? A sandwich with ham and tomato and just a thin layer of mayo. Will you make me one if I call you mommy?
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The word mommy is a word for them weird ass people who have anime waifus
Fat obese chad: Hinata is mommy 😩
His mom: Stfu fat obese Proboscis monkey!
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everyone's favorite mommy
we love it when mommy takes our juul uwu
we love it when mommy takes juul
give me my fucking juul
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Yo bitch ass moms; dat hoe that gave you life.
I fucked yo mommy up and down.
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