Mon

Mon (pronounce "mun") is an abbreviation for the term "money". It is used for anything or anyone that is totally legit and fuckin' rad. It has the same general meaning as the term "money", but is used by mon individuals who are too busy living the dream and fucking shit up to be bothered to pronounce the whole word. Mon is more than a word, it's a way of life. It is thought to have come into existence at the University of Idaho around '09 or '10.

"Dude, last night was so fucking mon." "Yeah man, I finally hooked up with Jenny. Mon!" "That shit is so mon, dude."

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Mon

Typically used to portray how a Jamaican pronounces "man". Can be used in almost any sentence, as a compliment, to describe an action, but most commonly used as a greeting.

"Ahh, that Nath's such a mon!"
"Oi mon, you up for a mon mon? C'mon, i'm well up for monnin'!"
"Ite mon! Hows it goin'?"

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mon

used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.

MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW

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MON' THEN

A threat usually used by people (mostly men) of Scottish or Irish descent. It basically means "I dare you to attach me, see what happens".

MON' THEN YOU SPECKY LITTLE #### SQUARE GO LIKE

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mons

1. Scientific name: Mons Pubis. A raised, pleasureless lump located in the pubic region of a female. The thing that gives trannies a chance in a bikini.

2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'

3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'

4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."

5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.

person 1: 'Did you SEE that mons?!'

person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'

person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'

hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'

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mon

a way a sayin man especially around places like dudley, cannock, netherton, walsall, woverhampton, west bromwich, wenesbury, cradley, places like that. its a very broad dialect,

ow bin ya me mon (how have you been my man)

johnny: ow bin ya me mon
jim: not too bad arrr
johnny: a yo orighte mert
jim: arr

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Mon

A hardcore prick. Indonesian. Drag raced professionally, a devotee of hos over bros, a cheap motherfucker, and a constant compulsive masturbater. Dwells with parentals, has zero luck with punanis, twats, cunts, or any clamlike part of the female anatomy.

Ya he monned out on our plans so he could stay home and bate.
Quit being a fucking mon, you met her through me. You did NOT find this party so shut the FUCK up!

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