Someone who from far away looks delightful but upon closer inspection is ugly as sin.
Origin: Clueless
"Whoa! From down the block that guy looked HOT but when I got closer he was SUCH a Monet!"
62๐ 78๐
When idealists who put dreams before business models starting to figure out how to make money.
- Look what I've built recently, what do you think?
- It's great! What's your business model?
- Hmmm ... I need to work on the Monetization plan?
(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.
A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.
Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.
Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.
26๐ 42๐
A hairy lower back. At first sight looks like a tattoo...but up close it's a hairy lower back.
Yo mayne, I thought that wuz a tramp stamp...but it wuz a fuckin' monet son!!
30๐ 60๐
A minii size female.
That is flawless in everyway, and could never look ugly.
Some one you will forget.. And not love after you two are over.. She's care less to other people's feelings , and is very self centered. Careful now. She's bipolar as FUCK too.
I'm sorry but I can't take it anymore!! Your happy then mad then sad, you must be a monet.
16๐ 34๐
A term given to a female who looks good from a distance but not so good close up, just like a Claude Monet painting.
1. Hey man check her out!!!
2. Dude i bet shes a monet.
12๐ 26๐