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The Vagina Monologues is about breaking down boundaries and loving everything about yourself. Its a play about female self esteem. If you have a vagina, you HAVE to see this play. If you don't have a vagina, you should still see the play, be but warned - there is no way, unless you used to have a vagina, that you will understand everything.
Vagina Monologues = what comes out when you scream "VAGINA" in a theater 30 times with 500 other people
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What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.
She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"
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Is a play published by Eve Ensler which apparently incited much disgust and puritanical uproar from approximately 80% of others who 'defined' the term. The veracity of such responses reflects a trend of testosterone laced ignorance which bred to logical fallacies (*please see "I can guarantee anyone that if a man did this, he would be crucified and in jail" excerpt of long winded rant of someone who is angry at vaginas and those how own one/utter such an offensive name - so much so that the first amendment belongs to those with penises or vagina owning mutes (I assume). And I think it must be said that the Romans totally stopped that whole crucifixion thing a long time ago, you drama queen. Lastly, pardon my french but, vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina. My critical thinking skills tell me that if you have an irrational fear/hatred of vaginas, that the title, "VAGINA MONOLOGUES" deceptively leads one to believe they are attending "Jesus Christ Superstar" or "Catz" or anything not related to monologues (long speeches from one character) about vaginas (vaginas). Ergo your thirst for retaliation at such an injustice (in demanding punishment for such an act within their first amendment rights) would be logical -- on what ever plain of existence you dwell in away from the shared reality of everyone else oh yeah... (noun).
Guy 1: MAN DID YOU SEE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES????
Guy 2: No, i was too busy fucking your mom's vagina.
Guy 1: I was busy being disappointed that I wasn't actually going to see talking vaginas who do magic tricks... Do you think I will ever have coitus with a female vagina?
Girl: You dumb asses saw that teeth movie didn't you?
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A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.
I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
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The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
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When you are having a conversation with someone very close to you and at certain moment you become connected, and you know there is no more need for other words. You know what he is about to say, and he knows what you are thinking. But you become so nervous that when he looks at you, you feel the need to keep talking and he is just smiling like he has some funny comments, but actually he is just enjoying how cute you are when slightly distracted and the only one talking and talking until you realize it is one of those moments...
Mrs. Over-Elaborate and Mr. Busy were having a great time walking around the park. They were enjoying maybe the last sunny and warm autumn day of the year together while having one of those nice conversations. For all the people walking by they must have looked like a couple deeply in love and yet they were working on how to be just close friends.
After some time on a bench, they started walking again and were having troubles forming another sentence because some things are just impossible to say without a touch. Mr. Busy tried to begin but noticed she was thinking about the same and therefore did not even finish a single word and begun to look at her with flirtatious smile and Mrs. Over-Elaborate became distracted thinking there is some joke coming on her behalf and hence started talking and talking... And the more she talked the more disconcert she was. Mr. Busy continued smiling but there was no joke nor some funny comment, her adorable monologue was inspiring great affection in him...And there just couple seconds later, she realized their connection. She looked him in the eyes, and they hugged...
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The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.
Multiple James Bond Films.
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."