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Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
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when two people take massive poops the size of footballs
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
alban: do you want to do the twoway monorail?
nimrada:ok
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A Monorail Transfer is when two women or men connect a tube to each others assholes and one person 'transfers' shit to the other persons asshole.
Jim and I had a Monorail Transfer last night. His shit was so hot in my ass.
Prefered mode of mass-transit for Sriggers.
M'nahnahanh just rode overm'nah on the monrail'nah.
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Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.
Steve: Yo, check out the booty!
Paul: She's the big ass monorail headin' downtown!
one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.
guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....
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Verb born from The Simpsons 4th season episode: "Marge vs. the Monorail". In which a con artist with vage background in monorail design and construction convinces the town of Springfield to give him a large sum of money to provide the humble town with a monorail service. Only to spend the minimum possible, scamming the town with a dangerous and flaky monorail so he can go away with the vast majority of the money he was given.
It's rarely used to describe a person or an entity that lives off of scamming small populations with fake or vage credentials, experience, recognition etc...
Cinephile- So the romanian town in which Borat was filmed were lied to and they weren't told that the main character would humiliate them and their children in front of god knows how many people.
Spimsons fan- Oh shit... So Sacha Baron went to that town to monorail it?
Cinephile- ... You're not even wrong!