A mans boobs. Mixed two words boobs and man.
guy: - can i touch your boobs?
girl: - if i can touch your moobs..
n. Man boobs; unusually/disgustingly large titties on a man.
Oh my god, look at the moobs on that guy! They're bigger than your mom's!
Abnormally large mammary glands in males resulting in breast enlargement.
a man with boobs
may be dangerous
it's normal for them to be addicted to their iphones
also known to be stalkers to other men
stay away!
(Vicktor)walking out the door, there's a huge x-mas tree next to the door
(moobs popping out of the tree)'hey! do you want to go over my house and help me unpack?'
Viktor- 'Um...no....'(walks with a quick pace out the door)
OMFG!!!!! look at the size of them moobs they are bigger then yours -le gasp- aha!
So soft, so round, and so hairy..........
The main three components needed for a man to feel far superior to a woman.
Me: Hey dude totally sweet MOOBS!
Fat guy: Thanks, I had to be an alcaholic for six years to get these babies!
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Fat guy 2: Fuck you bitch! Now men can have breasts too!