Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation
Aka: cum rag
I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper
The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.
Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"
Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"
An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.
Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.
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You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
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The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.
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the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)
Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.
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Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show
my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!