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The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.
Person, "Oh shit, there's Mort"
Other person, "His parents are autists"
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word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.
tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home
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1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?
2. That mort can't even spell his name.
3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.
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the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.
I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.
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sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.
She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts
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The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)
girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*
girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic
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