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Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque.
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
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A mosque for gay people like Musa. In such a mosque, there are gay imams that give khutbas about why homosexuality is “not haram” and how it wasn’t homosexuality that the qawn(tribe, people of) Lut were doing. This is a mosque where Musa and a man of his choice can have a gay nikah or gay wedding. In this mosque they also have gay events like gay iftars and gay eids which makes Musa happy. In this mosque, they also blast muslim nations and most Muslims for being against LGBTQXYZ, which makes Musa really happy and Musa agrees with everything they say. The mosque is also rainbow colored and the imams wear rainbow clothing.
When Musa goes to a mosque on his own, he goes to the gay mosque. And if he Wants to have a gay wedding, he has to go the gay Mosque, and his family will never go to his gay wedding, no matter the mosque, except for his Lesbian sister, Layla.
A really trendy dance move invented by j straight up mosquing uno
Damn, Clive rlly just hit the mosque. What a womaniser
( Hit the mosque the live action of hitting the mosque )