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A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.
Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.
Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.
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A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
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When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.
Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.
a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.
me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose