lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

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Wrong Mower

1.When someone is consecutively wrong on a test or some other sort of exam.

Example:
1.Larry: Dude I missed the last 10 questions on my Calc test!

Albert:Yeah you just got wrong mowered right there.

2. Teacher: And Tony, what do you think the answer is?
Tony: C. Actually no, wait D. No... Its gotta be A
Teacher: Well umm actually the answer is B.
Me: Wrong mowered

Lawn mower

A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass

I bought a cheap lawn mower

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mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

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Shopping Mower

The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.

She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.

Mud Mower

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

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