moxie

The single best soda on the planet. Found only in the northeast. Easily noticed with its bright orange label or can. Tastes like liquid pain.

He Todd, lets go down to Dicks Mini Mart and get us a couple of cold cans of Moxie before we head to Fair Haven.

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moxie

Amercias first mass produced soft drink, was known to hold healing powers but today is sold in new england. it is the shit.

this moxie tastes really good!

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Moxie

The recommended tool of Accordion Thieves and Disco Bandits everywhere.

You do not aim with your hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of Sneaky Pete. You aim with your Moxie.

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moxie

Being so sly and sneaky you could even steal your own pants.

That disco bandit used all of his moxie and snuck up behind himself and stole his pants without being alerted.

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moxie

Moxie (mok'see)n. Something or someone posessing the attribute of "coolness" or having "balls." The next word most likely to be stolen by Paris Hilton and then totally played out.

"Impromptu bra-rides in a convertable around Las Vegas are so totally moxie!"

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Moxy

A misnomer for moxie

Chet lacked the moxy to properly spell moxie

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moxie

A soda with the following constituent ingredients:

-Orange Soda
-Bubble Gum
-Egg Nog
-Dr. Pepper
-Gingerbread
-Root Beer

...hence its reputation as the most ridiculous soda ever.

Get a moxie RIGHT NOW and tell me if you can't taste all of these!

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