The Muddin' Report

The Muddin' Report is a website in Wyoming that forecasts the Off-roading conditions

Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!

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Going Muddin

Going for a joy ride in muddy woods

Hey man! we're going muddin on Saturday. Wanna come?

Sconie-muddin'

Driving your pick up truck into a ditch, or large field of mud, after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. Behavior is typically exhibited by Wisconsinites after a daily binge of cheese, beer and brandy old fashioneds.

"Gimme 20 beers, a wheel of cheese and a dozen ol' fashionds, I'm goin' Sconie-muddin' tonight."

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Going muddin

Having anal sex with your girl before she cleans it out

Im going muddin later to night

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muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

Monster Muddin

Similar to motor boating, Monster Muddin uses the butt cheeks instead of Breasts.

Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.

Muddin boots

When you perform anal sex and don’t use any sort of protection or anal flush

I had to put on my muddin boots with Beth last night