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Muffy

A unit of measurement; one muffy is 10 pounds.

A 10 pound orange cat residing in Harlem, NY.

The dog weighs 3 muffy.

by Pumpkin619 May 02, 2018


Muffy

A slang term for your car's muffler

I think the muffy's blown on my CRENTLEY 300

by Bucklet 911 May 27, 2019


Muffy

When it's overly warm/hot either indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hot before you went in. Sometimes like actually being trapped inside a giant muff

Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well muffy in here - can't you open a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"

by McBevan April 14, 2009


Muffy

"muffy" (or muffin top familiaris) as named by Sir Paul James on his recent trip to the anglo americas - A "muffy" is a woman of anglo persuasion who is clearly rotund and known for her "muffin top" accenting her already curvaceous body shape.
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).

Hey, Tom I noticed your taste for Rubenesque women wearing J-brand jeans 2 sizes too small. I located a genuine Muffy (top and all) over at Norwood. I'm sure you will be busy sinking your teeth into that for days.

by masherdashersplasher02 November 04, 2010


muffy

An act of cunnilingus. (Cunt-licking)

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffy, darling!"

by Bean-o May 01, 2003


Muffy

A term used by males to describe a girl who is ugly yet many other males still continue to have sex with her

Guy 1: Guess who I just banged?

Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?

Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany

Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.

by Th3lawmak3r76 October 04, 2012


Muffy

Noun; A Muffy is a real sus or gay person

Adjective; Used to describe a person on a scale from lamon to muffy

Kid 1 : Collin is a Muffy.
Kid 2: From a scale of lamon to muffy, Collin is a muffy.

by Mrs. Flanigan September 25, 2020