Biggest simp in the world and is afraid to say no to any girl cause he doesnโt want to hurt her feelings.
Bro you seen that pussy boy?
Ya must be a Charlie Muir
chloe muir is an amazing epic bomb person. she is funny and awesome and a little on the short side! people dont usually fight with her but when they do it will only be with her REALLY best friend, because she likes to be a crowd pleaser. she is often a bit cocky and pretends to be humble. she has an amazing sense of humor and everyone loves her.
lots of people go around saying "ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHLOE MUIR" because who the heck wouldn't!
if u know a chloe muir or see her places u are extremly lucky because everyone knows she will be famous!
chloe muir happens to have a pet fish and cats and guinea pigs and has friends with birds.... she loves animals!
friend one: chloe muir is AWESOME! I WANT TO BE HER!
friend two: ya ALL HAIL CHLOE MUIR!
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Muir Middle school is a public middles school in Milford, Michigan off of George street road. Here it is very common to hear about kids getting in fights, gossiping, and receiving nudes. If you are someone into vaping, muir is perfect for you, it is also very common to find kids vaping in the bathrooms.
Kid 1: "Hey Bob, wanna meet me in the bathroom during lunch and vape?
Kid 2: "Lets go dawg"
Muir Middle School
RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.
Teacher: What is wrong?
Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*
Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.
Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.
Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...
Student: True. He surprised me as well.
Teacher: What did he do?
Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
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Muir is a Middle School in Milford, Michigan. In this very building, you can find smoke lords of every shape, and size camping, and hot boxing the bathrooms. Fights are also a special treat in this school. Looking for some fucked up role play? Well your in luck, girls in this school are willing to do anything you ask. As long as your popular. You will LITERALLY observe girls turn to sluts from 6th to 8th. Just please. Don't go to Chode Valley
(Inside Muir Middle School)
Schoolboy: Hey, what's your next hour?
Kid Thinking He's Hard:murder gang shit wanna hotbox the stall gang?
Known for selling crack (occasional heroin). 10/10 definitely would fuck your mom (probably already has). Extremely self destructive but in the best way possible. Aside from that she's actually really sweet and likes to have a good time.
Person #1: Wanna go party?
Person #2: Only if Ellie Muir is there!!!
Person #1: Oh God, she fucked my mom last night.
If you have the chance to encounter Ellie Muir, be afraid but also excited. Things with ellie go from 0-60 really quick, but it's so much fun when it happens. You can only hope ellie chooses to bring you along for the crackhead life she lives. Most of the craziness isn't her fault, she just attracts it.
Person #1: Dude, Ellie Muir just went off on that person, it was wild.
Person#2: Yeah but then she apologized and did mo**y with the principal!
Person #1: I'm afraid, but excited!