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1.) Hairstyle first documented in Chaucer's "The Canterbury Tales" which involves hair being short in the front and long in the back.
2.) The same hairstyle, only worn by backwoods men in their twenties. Sometimes worn by men who want to show off where they are from (the backwoods). These individuals are often seen driving Chevrolet Camaros... and nothing else.
Wendy's Crew Member: Wow, that is one rusty Camaro.
Wendy's Manager: He has a mullet, too.
Wendy's Crew Member: Are you surprised?
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Haircut that is short on top, shaved on the sides and long in the back. Variations may include greasy/ jerrycurl in the long-back part.
But the culprit is mostly always white trash, may wear a gold chain on top of their wool sweater and is most likely to be spotted in a Wal-Mart store or county fair/ garbage dump (most likely looking for relatives).
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A hair cut with the front short (business in front) and the back long (party in back). Like The force, There is a dark side of the mullet kingdom, led by an evil lady with a crazy mullet down my road. There is also a good side. This kid I saw a a lake, about 5 years old, had the best mullet in the world. He leads the good side with all his glorius mulletude. However, a mullet cannot be grown. It has to be trimmed (in the front only). You cannot start off bald and spontaneously grow one. One day one child will be born with a mullet. He will also grow mullets, and will not have to cut the front to keep it "business in front". He will be the Redneck Messiah.
I am a profesional mullet spotter
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the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.
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A mullet on an Asian: "Mekong Mudflap" or "Ho-Chi Mane"
"Cream of Some Young Guy over there is representin' witha Mekong Mudflap."
"Number 6 Beef and Broccoli's got himself a bad-boy Ho-Chi Mane."
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something that does NOT belong on a human head.
"Dang, WOMAN! Cut that MULLET OFF, YO!"
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