A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.
Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.
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Ty marvels at the possibilities of: your mumma's pineapples
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this is where you tell your mum that you preformed and "upside down pineapple cake".
hey mum last night i mumma imma cream anal all over my self
A Mumma Gill is an Angel sent from heaven for YOU! A Beautiful soul who is a blessing to those around them, and anybody who is blessed enough to cross paths with them. A Mumma Gill is that special person that you can always count on to be there for you, and no matter how big or small your problem is, you can trust that " Mumma Gill GOT THIS!"
If you have a "Mumma Gill" Just know, you are very blessed!
Mummas Kitchen is an Italian restaurant in the city of Iconic. Owned by Adonis Souvlaki, it is the best restaurant in the city.
Hey! Do you want to go buy some minestrone soup from Mummas Kitchen? Yeah it’s far better then sum yung gai!
Mumma Shazza is everyone’s favourite lasagna. She likes gym and carrot muffins. She prefers her daughters friends over her daughter.
i love my daughters friends more than my daughter, god i’m such a Mumma Shazza