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Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.
"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "
"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."
"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
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The Best Guy A Girl Could Ever Ask For
Oh Murphy Is Such A Ladies Man!
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Murphy is a catch per say.She is loyal as fuck and always looks out for her friends. She is wild and bold and a social Butterly and is always down to hangout or party.She is always making you wheeze and laugh until you can't anymore, she will put you in an amazing mood and you will never stop smiling around her.She is eye-catching beautiful, bouncy hair , gorgeous eyes and a massive smile. Even though she is a social butterfly she can be quiet and rather stay to herself or be at home. She's a keeper.
Derik: I'm going to the movies with someone special
Leon: Murphy im guessing
Derik: damn right
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noun (mur-fee)
(Past and past part; Murhpy'd, Murphed)
To consume copious amounts of alcohol by oneself while sitting in a tranquil environment and avoiding any kind of social situation.
Friend #1: Hey, how would you like to go down to the local watering hole and get a couple cold ones?
Friend #2: No thanks, I'm going to stay in and Murphy my balls off!!!
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A job that is seemingly easy but turns out to be a complete fucking nightmare. Based on the principle behind Murphy's Law stating, "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Mechanic: Remember that lady whose car was making a rattling sound, it was supposed to be a 20 minute fix? Well it turned into a full blown Murphy within ten seconds of popping her hood; I had to replace or ghetto rig every fucking moving part in there...
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An imaginary friend who is used as a scapegoat to get yourself out of conversations
I dont understand you guys from Brooklyn at first. Man, where the fuck is Murphy?
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Racist slur for a black person who cant spell his own name "Murphy"
Hi I'm Murphi I dont know how to spell my own name