Musket

Metaphorical weapon of choice for Mormon leaders when defending “traditional marriage” from the gays and liberal elites.

“I would like to hear a little more musket fire from BYU …when defending marriage as the union of a man and a woman.” —Current Mormon Apostle

musketting

When you pack your dickhole full of peppers using a chopstick, and then you proceed to blow your load into a chick whilst yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!".

Bro pass me those jalapeños, Imma do some musketting tonight.

Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :

I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?

musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

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musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.

"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."

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musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

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Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

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